STUFFED JALAPENOS


STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS,
courtesy of chef Mock
WARNING: If you view this background for more than one minute, you will surely lose your mind.


1: GROW PEPPERS (OR BUY EM)



2: GUT THE SUCKERS


3: STUFF EM WITH CHEESE OR WHATEVER


4: IF YOU SUCK AT GUTTING AND STUFFING, YOU'LL NEED TO HOLD EM SHUT


5: BATTER EM WITH AN EGG AND A LITTLE MILK


6. BREAD EM IN BREADCRUMBS OR OTHER BREADING



7: DEEP FRY EM.  I USED VEGATABLE OIL... PULL EM OUT WHEN THEY LOOK GOOD


8: HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT... EAT THEM BABIES